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ultimately i think the reason i don't take a deeper dive into scp stuff is because nothing will ever live up to scp 5031

it starts with Edgy Murder Monster (Who Is Weird) standard fare and then ten or so diagrams later you are like. profoundly emotionally invested. and then you get to the last sentence which makes you cry irl

researcher 1: this right here is a murderbeast. lock it in the shame cube and never pay attention to it

me: yeah okay. it's a keter scp what did i expect.

researcher 2, ten years later: i never met researcher 1 but he was a Bitch. anyway i want to know if scp5031 can befriend a chicken.

me, already reaching for the tissues,

I’m actually gonna go ahead and link to 5031 just to try to encourage even one more person to enjoy what’s got to be one of the greatest literary achievements of the past decade.

my only further thoughts that i want to express shall be expressed through these memes

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Ok I read the link and I am actually crying now. “one of the greatest literary achievements of the past decade” I’m not arguing


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google search send me hot vampire women

google search something about giving your Everything to someone including Blood to sustain them, to be a part of them, has an inherent eroticism to it

text post from 3 hours ago

i might throw up in hsalf an hour BUT

i have hot krc lafdy <3


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tumblr in 2020:

  • posts on your dashboard are ranked by how much the ceo personally likes them
  • a widget on everyone’s blogs that publically displays their top five search terms
  • images disabled altogether
  • they ban you if you have a custom theme
  • app crashes at a speed imperceptible to the human eye
  • you can buy little outfits for the “t” logo with real money